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I am Moving!

2009-07-19T10:09:37+02:00

http://alhaurin.blogspot.com/

ok here above is my new blog address, i was here, then there, back here and now back there again till i am dizzy with it all!

but i am hanging there a while now, moved all my recent stuff over there too!

so join me over there. see you soon!

blondes

2009-07-18T19:29:54+02:00

a married couple were asleep when the phone rang at two in the morning .the very blonde wife picked up the phone ,listened a moment and said how should i know,thats 200 miles from here and hung up. the husband said,who was that the wife answered, i dont know, some woman wanting to know if the coast was clear.

men

2009-07-18T19:13:07+02:00

two men out fishing quietly and drinking beer,almost silently, so as not to scare the fish,bob says,i think im im gonna divorce my wife.she hasnt spoken to me in over 2 months earl continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughfully says, you better think it over,bob women like that are hard to find.

blondes

2009-07-17T19:40:38+02:00

a blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as as a handyman type, and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood, she went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do ,well you can paint my porch how much will you charge ,the blonde said about 50 pounds ,the man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders were in the garage ,the mans wife heard the conversation and said to her husband, does she know the porch goes all around the house, the man replied she should she was standing on the porch, a short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money youre finished allready he asked, yes the blonde answered, and i had paint left over , so i gave it a second coat, impressed the man reached in his pocket for the 50 pounds ,and by the way the blonde added thats not a porch its a ferrari.

brain teaser

2009-07-16T18:28:47+02:00

olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs i cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht i was rdanieg. the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrning to a rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy,it deosnt mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist asn lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae ,the rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe.amzanig huh yaeh and i awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt

racist thugs

2009-07-11T18:21:12+02:00

another racist atack this time in ronda spain, against two men the police did not make any arrest as usual even though serious injuries were inflicted

road blocks

2009-07-09T22:20:33+02:00

today it took me 1hr25 mins to travel 30kms the worst traffic jams ive seen for years due to 1 lane of the dual carriage way being closed due to a police road block, all cars were being stopped and all exits blocked ,stingers were in place in case anybody thought they could slip through, considering this is the only road besides the motorway which you have to pay 4.80euros to use you can imagine that tempers were a bit on the steamy side with the sun allready beating down on overheating cars ,and bar owners wondering where the customers were, 7am is the busiest time for the bars and cafes who at the moment are strugling to make ends meet, im none the wiser what was going on as most police operations are kept pretty quiet .ive now found another route for the mornings,and hope this gets me in on time .