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ok here above is my new blog address, i was here, then there, back here and now back there again till i am dizzy with it all!

but i am hanging there a while now, moved all my recent stuff over there too!

so join me over there. see you soon!

a married couple were asleep when the phone rang at two in the morning .the very blonde wife picked up the phone ,listened a moment and said how should i know,thats 200 miles from here and hung up. the husband said,who was that the wife answered, i dont know, some woman wanting to know if the coast was clear.

two men out fishing quietly and drinking beer,almost silently, so as not to scare the fish,bob says,i think im im gonna divorce my wife.she hasnt spoken to me in over 2 months earl continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughfully says, you better think it over,bob women like that are hard to find.

a blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as as a handyman type, and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood, she went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do ,well you can paint my porch how much will you charge ,the blonde said about 50 pounds ,the man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders were in the garage ,the mans wife heard the conversation and said to her husband, does she know the porch goes all around the house, the man replied she should she was standing on the porch,  a short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money youre finished allready  he asked,  yes the blonde answered, and i had paint left over , so i gave it a second coat, impressed the man reached in his pocket for the 50 pounds ,and by the way the blonde added thats not a porch its a ferrari.

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another racist atack this time in ronda spain, against two men the police did not make any arrest as usual even though serious injuries were inflicted

today it took me 1hr25 mins to travel 30kms the worst traffic jams ive seen for years due to 1 lane of the dual carriage way being closed due to a police road block, all cars were being stopped and all exits blocked ,stingers were in  place in case anybody thought they could slip through, considering this is the only road besides the motorway which you have to pay 4.80euros to use you can imagine that tempers were a bit on the steamy side with the sun allready beating down on overheating cars ,and bar owners wondering where the customers were, 7am is the busiest time for the bars and cafes who at the moment are strugling to make ends meet, im none the wiser what was going on as most police operations are kept pretty quiet .ive now found another route for the mornings,and hope this gets me in on time .

today in spain was the running of the bulls with hundreds of people trying to outrun the poor sods ,the same thing was happening on the roads i seen so many accidents this week with two people laying dead at seperate bus stops due to undertaking by some idiots. no not some, they all do it, the two dead were riding scooters on the way to work and for some reason known only to the idiots, lay dead for hours, covered only in white blood soaked sheets untill the coroner turns up,it seems common practice here to weave from lane to lane without thinking about any other road users ,most dangerous are the british who leave their brains at the airport,i had two encounters with them today ,one on a mobile who thought stopping on a roundabout to answer his phone is legal in spain,well i frightened the life out of him with about another six drivers who all thought they were going to ram into the side of his silly 4x4 we live inland and dont need to drive one, so why this guy needed one god knows they dont grip the road very well here thats why you see so many in the ditch,for news about spain read the olive press a great read.

ive been looking at booking some flights today, i think ill forget it, where do they think people are going to find the money to travel, one airline wants 30 pound a bag one way, what a rip off' i think the public ought to have a week when no person travels by air but it will never happen and so it will go on and on ,so i think well just stay in spain and do the north of the country instead, at least we can take the dog,and still have a good time.

delayed entry!