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a blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as as a handyman type, and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood, she went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do ,well you can paint my porch how much will you charge ,the blonde said about 50 pounds ,the man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders were in the garage ,the mans wife heard the conversation and said to her husband, does she know the porch goes all around the house, the man replied she should she was standing on the porch,  a short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money youre finished allready  he asked,  yes the blonde answered, and i had paint left over , so i gave it a second coat, impressed the man reached in his pocket for the 50 pounds ,and by the way the blonde added thats not a porch its a ferrari.